... To my lovely dentist who looks so exotic,
To whom I write poems at their most erotic,

In which I kiss her all over and softly caress
Her beautiful skin after I help her undress,

And then gently fondle her beautiful bust
In bondage scenarios brimming with lust.

But alas she ignores me - doesn't give a toss
After tying her up with her own dental floss.

So I'll fondly remember her drilling my teeth
In her little white smock wearing nothing beneath …